A Senior’s Version of FACEBOOK
For those of my generation who do not, and
cannot, comprehend why Facebook exists: I
am trying to make friends outside of
Facebook while applying the same princi-
ples. Therefore, every day I walk down the
street and tell passers-by what I have eaten,
how I feel at the moment, what I have done
the night before, what I will do later and with
whom. I give them pictures of my family, my
dog and of me gardening, taking things apart
in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in
front of landmarks, driving around town,
having lunch, and doing what anybody and
everybody does every day. I also listen to
their conversations, give them “thumbs up”
and tell them I “like” them. And it works just
like Facebook. I already have 4 people fol-
lowing me: 2 police officers, a private inves-
tigator and a psychiatrist.
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