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Advantages of Licking 🐝

“SIN RECOGNIZED!” a poem a.k.a.: “Avoiding The First SHOT!” 3 July 2019 : Wed.

“REAL-sin”-may-be-against-The-Body, so, if-you-deny-IT-“cooch,”

The Body might DRIVE-you-to-drink, and you’ll be-“consumed” with-“hooch,”*

Until you get some “nookie” and set The Body at ease,

But – THEN, if-you-go “coitus-crazy,” The-Body-might-say: “Please,

Take-it-a-little-easy, ADDICT – and do-not-tire-me-out!”

Then, get-outdoors and get-some-sun, for-The-Body-is about,

BALANCE! and-dignity in all things, Ba-by!

So, REALLY! Sinning’s-about: IMBALANCE! and-just may-be,

ALL things ARE approved – but! – IN MOD-ERATION!

For instance: Yes, it’s-prob’bly-good to go-on-a-va-cation,

But, if-you’re-gone for-more-than-10-days, Friend,

The body’s-liable-to-get-“antsy,” and “It’s-time for-THIS to-end!”

Then-you do a little work, to collect a little money,

So you can buy quality tea – and sweeten it with honey!

Therefore, BALANCE “here” is really-good, to-keep-you-away-from-“sin,”

And, for goodness’ sake, NEVER! let “Scabby-Sally” in,

To your-bed! (pause) for-she’ll-destroy “your-Head,”

And steal-all-your-money, while you’re-dying, nearly dead!

But! That’s another story, and, of course, you’re not [so] dumb;

Oh! and-most-bodies LOVE caresses! So, find-people to-“kiss-your-bum!”

NO! NO! I’m-only-kidding!! Being NICE -is-good-for-your-body-too,

So-people-will-say (that) “You’re OK!” and won’t start shooting-at-you!

Wear you comfy stockings, without too-many-holes,

And eat you healthy burgers, not-made-from-rats-or-moles!

Get-a little-bit o’ “s-xy” and a-whole lot-o’ kisses!

[It’s GREAT ADVICE like this, THAT THE POPE – REALLY MISSES!]

Also: Be nice to doggies1 and-kitties! for, if-you,

Feed-’em and pet-’em they’ll lick-your-skin-too!

And – most-bodies-also-just-love to-get-licked all-over,

By Tabby and/or Sammy – Rufus or Rover,

And the “best licks of all” are-from a-nice-s-xy-lover,

but Society frowns on this, even “under-cover!”

So, sneak some licks in, whenever you can,

It’s really quite groovy, and, in-fact, The I AM,

Said: “If-you-REALLY-love-me, you’ll-give-me-a-lick!”

The-Disciples-said: “[A] HARD TEACHING!” “Well, it-depends on YOUR PICK,

For The Right Lover loves to-DO lots-of-skin;

At-some Ro-man or-gies, THEY-still call-it SIN!”

fin <3

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