“DOGGIE STYLE!”

“DOGGIE STYLE!” a poem May 7, 2019 (Tuesday) I WANT A DOGIEE! I need me a doggie! I LOVE me my doggie! (tears) [Next:] YOU! Take-care-of-my-doggie! I want me to marry; I want a nice “hubby!” I NEED ME a hubby! but – NOW, he’s a “tubby!!” HE should-not be-“difficult;” he-should WORK-mo’-hard; I still love me doggie! Not-very-much “my-pard!” So, I-divorced-that-guy! I’m-not-really-sure-why, But, I sill got my doggie, but, then, WHY’D-DOGGIE-DIE? ” ‘Cause, My Honey, YOU-CAN’T-TAKE-CARE, OF ANYTHING, (pause) but – you-need-not-tear, Your hair – from-your-head-or-your-chinny-chin-chin! HAVING NO ABILITY TO BE RESPONSIBLE – ISN’T A SIN! It’s JUST THE WAY YOU ARE – and we ALL are too! Doggie needs to die, IF (s)he’s too dependent on you, And hubby probably-needs – to-be long gone, ‘Cause: Isn’t marriage – just another big, ol’ con?” WE’RE ALL CONNECTED! CONNECTED ALREADY! No-ceremonies-are-needed! Here! Here’s-my-friend-Freddie, Krueger! Yes, he’s one with us too, His sharp-knife-hands – know just what to do! RIP YOU TO PIECES – and FEED YOU TO THE DOGGIE! Don’t worry ’bout nothing! ‘Cause-everything’s-pretty-foggy! The FOG hides – It obscures – a clear-view of-your-connection-to-ALL! We’re REALLY ALL taking care of each other, so-you-don’t-have-to-call, On SOMEONE-to-take-charge of this fine, Divine Mess! Everything-will-get-done-JUST-FINE! by-Freddie! or Rudolf Hess! fin <3