
Describe a family member.
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He is soft and fluffy
Lives a wonderful life
Always on the lookout for annoying insects in the house
Snap there gone
He loves snuggling with all avaiable humans or teddy boys he plants his treasures inside
He has his diet hand made to be the same food as humans
He believes his coffee is for puppies the secret is its only froff made for puppies who believe that they are human
He sleeps in a king sized bed and by jolly he needs it stacked with this toy kittens to ressle and hump π
Not a sound or movement does he stand to attention even a moth is not safe in his bed,
Best of all no one would manage to slip our bed, Jacky may be tiny his teeth razer sharp would frightened a tiger. π€
When he goes shoping to the supermarket in his trolley ladies gather around for kisses , wow little do they know his tongue comes out like a quick draw mcgraw al over their faces in a flash . Screams of laughter turns the supermarket into a stage show π€£ππ
To be gifted with a best freind like Jackie be prepared to give away the social scene plus be hoked up to the Bank of England costs of care Vets, outfits, toys, and a moterized motorbike baby siters are taking on a wife .
I suggest for a dude like me your a sure bet you will attrack all the women π π€£π
Worked for dudes try it



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