Crazy Harry

what a wonderful world 😁😁😁😁😁😁

@acenewsservices @peacewriter51

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d eat?

A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat,

A lemonade sandwich, and then I might try Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,

A lovely notebook salad, an underwear roast,

An omelette of hats and some crisp cardboard toast,

A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies,

And that’s what I’d eat if the world were crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d wear?

A chocolate suit and a tie of éclair,

Some marshmallow earmuffs, some licorice shoes,

And I’d read a paper of peppermint news.

I’d call the boys “Suzy”, and I’d call the girls “Harry,”

I’d talk through my ears, and I always would carry

A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy

To keep in the rain if the world was crazy.

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d do?

I’d walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,

I’d fly through the ground, and I’d skip through the air;

I’d run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.

When I met somebody,

I’d say, “G’bye, Joe,” When I was leaving, I’d say, “Hello.”

And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy so that I would be king… if the world was crazy.


By Peace Truth

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)