“WHO NOSE WHAT I CAN DO!” a poem, a.k.a.: “”The BIG-MAC-GIRrrrL Knows[Nose]!” “A Little Risque!” Aug. 26, 2019 (Monday)
My boyfriend Derrick’s nose – is in my pussy 24/7!
“Get out of there, Derrick1” “But, HONEY! I’m in Heaven!
Would you kick me out of Heaven, my darling, my dear?”
So, I started “a derrick company” called: “Pussy,” where you need not fear,
Being kicked out of Heaven! Yeah! Well, how could I have kno[h]wn,
That Heaven was “there?!” South!? You-know: just “Under Do[oh!]wn!”
Then, my doggie Tiny’s nose – is in there too!
“Tiny, Honey, with you – what am I to do?”
(But Tiny just ignores me, and sticks it in a bit more!)
Tiny’ nose is a little cold, but does not make me sore,
Like when a little mouse stuck its nose in there,
And rushed inside, [for shelter], scampering over my (pubic) hair!
Now, I have a mouse inside, giving me little kisses!
“PUSSY, who could have guessed that one day you’d have a limited number of pisses,”
Because I do not wish to pee all over My Heavenly Court:
Derrick! Tiny! mice! and-others!? It’s such a busy port!
Well! Jesus “knows” (pause) (that)
Being in there – is a lot of fun!
Come to find out, Jesus is a Big-Mackerel, and that’s no pun!
He’s REALLY – a big, ol’ fish, so the fishy smell in there, he LOVES!
For my part, I don’t really care for fish; I prefer oven basted turtle doves,
And monkey brains! and “nose of lamb,”*
And Big Macs! with a little spam!
You all might like to know, I’m working on being a contortionist,
So I can stick MY nose in there too, and be-with-and-among “the-best,”
For, as the saying goes: “Many noses make for a happy twat!”**
Well, I really don’t know (about that),
But a lot of them in there I’ve got!
- – I’m just kidding about the lamb!
** – a little known saying fromThe Mystic Poet