“YOU GUESSED IT.” a poem in the series: “Uncle Sam, Good Sam & Sam I Am.” for: (you guessed it) Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Well, guess what? Rumors of Sam’s demise were GREATLY EXAGGERATED;
HE’S STILL GOING (strong) , (he) might live forever& all THIS TALK ofSAM has precipitated,
A mass movement into The Alpine, Texas region,
Political parties, dignitaries and even The French Foreign Legion,
Are all beating a path to THE DOOR OF “SAM, THE SAGE.”
Yup, “UncleSamGoodSam&SamIam” IS ALL THE RAGE,
As, in Sam’s amazing life, we turn another page,
Totally uncertain (you know) about HIS REAL AGE,
‘Cause he’s got the heart of a 20year old&theMINDofA curious child,
And SAM I AM is BOTH bold and mild. (pause)
Anyway, this morning I went to pick up the paper,
And over 100,000 people were waiting there; I don’t think it’s gonna taper,
Either, ’cause THEY ALL WANNA CATCH A GLIMPSE O’ SAM,
In “his natural habitat;” We got international coverage from The Big Networks’ Cam.
Sam’s a bloody celebrity. (You know) I guess FAME just comes for you when it’s ready;
YET, AMIDST ALL THIS COMMOTION, Sam is awfully steady,
Saying: (pause) “I don’t know about this.” (pause)
WHICH (I would point out) IS EXACTLY WHAT JESUS SAID TOO, right before Judas gave Him a kiss.
fin <3
