“THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND HER!” a poem April 27, 2019 (Saturday)
Scientific studies are studying “THE-TWO!”
About: Boys and Girls! THE “MAIN” DIFFERENCE, between me-and-you!
Gladys Gladiolus is UP THERE, hiding-in-her-room,
For-she-was[is]-sure there-was (were) a man (MANY men) vying-to-be-her-groom!
“Wide-eyed!” and “Bushy-tailed” was she!
“Leave me alone,” to-an-empty-street – was her plea;
“STALKING is very bad,” said Gladys, spouting away;
“But, I-do-like-stocking(s)!” she-said; “but-NO-stalking any-day,
FOR MEN ARE WILD, YEARNING AND FREE!
I (just like other women) will-now-PRAY – to-THEE:*
LORD! SAVE ME FROM STALKING, FOR I-AM SCARED AND FRAGILE!”
(Women are sometimes NOT fast, whereas-men-can-be-so-agile!)
GOD gets many prayers and pleadings all the time,
And MEN-can-be-a-different-story! For-instance [Check out this prayer!]: “I’m
So hoping-You-will-make-it-so-THAT-girl’ll-STALK-ME, for-it-means-SHE-CARES,
And-I-would-love-to-have-many-others-stalking-me-too! even female bears!!” [Amen!]
God’s response TO BOTH is USUALLY the same:
“NO ONE’S STALKING YOU!” Then! (onerous paws!) Mother Nature came!!
SHE was stalking The Heavenly Father!! He saw FIRE in Her eyes,
And! juicy, oozing goodness – down South, between Her thighs! 🙂 – O. M. G.!!!**
“OH, LORD!” said The Lord; ” I hope I can get it ON!?”
“We’ll GET IT UP ALL RIGHT, Big Boy!” Mother Nature said, with a BIG yawn!
“Golly Dang,” quoth GOD! “I am SO UNCERTAIN – if I can mow that lawn!”
“Well, whatever!” said-NATURE! “It-must-be-stocked (stalked) before-The-Dawn!”
Moral-o’-The-Story!? Young gals [are] sometimes a little shy,
And, early on, Didgeridoo’s-a “hormone-ravaged-guy!”
But! give-[the]-potential-mommy-a-while [and] She’s be ready-for-The-Stalk (stock!?)
STOCKED-FULL, Good-Time-Charlie! “Fill-me-UP! (pause) Let’s not talk!”
* – The Lord Of Understanding & Compassion! or SOMETHING ELSE! all together!
** – “G” here stands for Gladys, of course!
MORAL OF THE STORY #2: “Nature is VERY scary!” The Mystic Poet