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PEACE & TRUTH

Marbles and Sweets – Ace

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โœจ Moral Stories


A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles.

The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he would give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets.

The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. ๐Ÿคซ

The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised. ๐Ÿ’›

That night, the girl slept peacefully.

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The boy couldn’t sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ : If you don’t give your hundred percent in any relationship, you will always worry if other is giving their hundred percent or not. Be honest and live peacefully. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Editors Note: you can’t trick the tricker ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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PEACE & TRUTH

Dating Sites

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Life isnโ€™t supposed to be easy ๐Ÿคซ

Or those dating sites keep matching you up with lunatics

A particular social consequence or artificial intelligence that keeps messing you up โœจโœจ

And suddenly have all the reasons โœจโœจ

There isnโ€™t a secret brew โœจ

A lucky card โœจโœจ

Or even a prayer that will change the course of your
life with a snap of your fingers and a little bit of luck โœจ

Nevertheless, you can find solace in this case โœจ

Youโ€™re not alone โœจ

No one has all the answers to the question of whether or not the way forward is the right thing โœจโœจ

No one knows what theyโ€™re fulfilling ๐Ÿคซ

And even if they do in the temporary, in the now, they canโ€™t possibly know this forever โœจ

There are so many unknowns in this realm โœจ

So much change โœจโœจโœจโœจ

So many situations and events to come โœจ

These eternities will propel us forward, and they will drag us backward โœจ

They will send us in hundreds of different directions that itโ€™s nearly impossible to know where we’re led the way or where weโ€™ll end up โœจโœจ

Remember it’s only a ride on a merry-go-round. Be kind to yourself โœจ

Show yourself the kindness you show others. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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Playground of the devil’s layout of hell ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค—

Be happy if you have any money left ๐Ÿค—

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ
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PEACE & TRUTH

Some Mothers Do Have Them ๐Ÿค—

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Michael Caine with his mum in. ๐Ÿค—

London. ๐Ÿค—


He said this about her.๐Ÿ’ฅ

“I’m not sure she ever quite understood what I did. ๐Ÿ˜‚

And she certainly never understood how much I earned. ๐Ÿ˜”

She asked me once, how much do you earn for a film? ๐Ÿค—


I said, ‘A million pounds’ ‘Oh’ she said, How much is that? ๐Ÿค—

She had no way of computing that sort of money, so I said, it means you don’t have to do anything mum, work for anything, or want for anything ever, ever again.๐Ÿค—

๐Ÿ˜‚ So no taking crafty cleaning jobs to be with your mates or I’ll get into trouble with the papers’‘

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KINDNESS WISDOM

Cowboy

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A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
“Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.
The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter.
“The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied.
“Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
” Not exactly answered the doctor.
“She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t pee in your eye

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KINDNESS WISDOM

Bloggers Rant about Instagram Being Ruined 5 Solutions

Bloggers Rant: A Little Ranting (and Honesty) About Instagram Growth Sometimes I feel like the blogging community is a sisterhood of unstoppable ladies (and some gents) who can do anything and who support each other no matter what! Sometimes I feel like the blogging community is full of nothing but Regina George clones (or worse, [โ€ฆ]

Bloggers Rant about Instagram Being Ruined 5 Solutions
Funny ๐Ÿ˜„ that!!
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KINDNESS WISDOM

Brass Monkey Weather ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

Brass monkey weather has finally arrived which means it has gone flipping cold. If you have never heard of the expression, brass monkey weather, this is what it means.โ€˜Brass Monkey Weatherโ€™ refers to very cold weather that is extremely out of the ordinary; cold enough to freeze the tail, nose and ears of a brass [โ€ฆ]

Brass Monkey Weather
I can’t wait for the next post Trevor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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WISDOM

Being A Little Weird Is Good For You ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ

There is no such thing as being normal. We are all different in some way. Normal is not a question of biology and genes. It is a question of social agreement, environment, and context. You can try to hide and change your weirdness, or you can embrace it.

Being A Little Weird Is Good For You
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KINDNESS WISDOM

Comic Book Heroes Who are Older Than Me ( Really) ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

I donโ€™t know if you know this, but I am in reality older than Spiderman. I am also older than the Fantastic Four. All of the Avengers except for โ€ฆ

Comic Book Heroes Who are Older Than Me

Funny

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WISDOM

Always a Jock Er ๐Ÿฅด

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

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FUNNY

Tale of two Elderly Woman one day ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง“

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There is no way you can’t laugh at this one!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light!” After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!” Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh My Gosh!! Am I driving!!?”๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ