“Stephen Hawking’s one year death notice is two days away! J JAY SAMUEL DAVISON

“Stephen Hawking’s one year death notice is two days away! He passed last year on March 14, according to most accounts! I interviewed him this morning, and I am uncertain if he has ‘officially’ altered his position regarding the existence of God. However, whenever I did try to inject ‘God’ into the conversation, his immediate response was just something like: ‘That Bitch!’ Anyway, I showed him this little poem I wrote, and he said: ‘You suck!’ I thanked him for his sentiment and gave him a wet kiss before I returned to my studio!”* {footnote: As I turned from Mr. Hawking, I think I heard him say: “Lean on Me!” However, it could have been: “Lemme pee!”}

“SCIENCE EXPLAINS THAT THE EXISTENCE OF AN OMNIPOTENT, OMNISCIENT &/OR OMNIPRESENT GOD IS JUST NOT POSSIBLE!” a poem for Tuesday, March 12, 2019 , two days before and to celebrate the one year anniversary of Stephen Hawking’s death!

[1] (S)he wouldn’t have put up with us for this long;
(S)he’s LOVING! NOT stupid!! Am I wrong?

[2] THE INVISIBLE THINGS AREN’T!! We can STILL spot germs,
So, if The Emperor REALLY has new clothes, we’d-already-have-“come-to-terms!”

[3] NOBODY! is Everybody – or Everything – or – Everywhere at once,
EXCEPT SANTA! So, take this hat and sit in The Corner, you _________!**

[4] “Absolute power corrupts ABSOLUTELY!”
And-ONLY-women-have-that!! and-maybe-Trump-‘n’-Putin (but-NOT-“acutely!”)

[5] Minor Gods come; and Minor Gods go,
But ONE Supreme One? – Well, you’ll never know,
‘Cause ONLY LOVE CAN TRULY RULE ALL!
And LOVE loves HATE – and hates “Exhibition Football!” 🙂 – I am not convinced!

SO, GIVE IT UP! CALL ANYTHING YOU LIKE GOD,***
IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY! [Oh! – and Everything’s ODD!****]

fin <3

* – I ate lots of garlic & onions with my buffalo burger and rancid coffee this morning! It was my pre-interview meal, and I didn’t brush very well! 🙂 – I suck!
** – Brilliant Theologian! *** – Just like people who live in India!
**** – UNLESS IT’S EVEN, according to Stephen Hawking’s implanted alien being who moves his mouth and eyes!