“SAFE – – – !” a poem, a.k.a.: “How Safe Can IT BE If Even THE WORD Gets Blocked By The Major Social Medias!?” 07/27/2019 (Saturday)
Safe – – – ! (pause) It’s done – with THIS AMAZING LOOKING THING;
Sort of like: cellophane wrap – with a p – – – – ring!
It’s-called: “SAFE- —,” ’cause it keeps the skin,
From making contact! So, NO-GERMS’ L L- BE-GETTING-IN!
And: IT keeps the fluids – from spilling over,
So there are no little babies – and no – mommy’s-romping-in-The-Clover!
It’s called: “SAFE- —,” for each and every reason,
BUT-I-THINK – THE SAFEST – – – – – is more about pleasin” !
More-about pleasin’-your-partner in E-VER-Y way,
With skin-to-skin contact! and – “trading-D. N. A.!”
The “safest?” IS MAYBE – when-you WANT to-share,
EVERYTHING! and-you’re-ready-to-die-right-there,
For – YOU WANT every dis-ease,
That-your-partner-has! You-know, you-just-wanna-please,
His-or-Her-every-whim! Isn’t that kind-of-a “safe” thing to do?
IF YOUR LOVE, If: your-love is-really-true!?
So, THE SAFEST (the-safest) – – – you can really ever enjoy,
Is: When-you-feel-safe, committing-to-a-particular-girl-or-boy!
fin ♥
Postscript: Anyway, this Post came out – AND EVERYONE THREW AWAY,
Their condoms-&-creams-&-salves TODAY,
And – IT-WAS A BLOODY FREE-FOR-Aa-a-a-aLL!
EVERYONE DIED! from V. D.! – and/or “The Creeping Crawl!”
So-there-we-all-are – sitting-in-Heaven-or-He — – or Pur gatory,
Basking! in (for lack of a better term, I guess) “The Twilight Glory,”
And The Lord approached, with a package of “rubbers,”
“We practice safe – – – here, you Bloody Land Lubbers!”
And we all replied: “We’re allergic to THOSE;
We-like A[h]U Naturel!” So, The-Lord-said: “Well! OK! Then-I-suppose,
We should just use these as whether(sp) balloons?!
Or we could INFLATE THEM REAL BIG – and float to distant MOONS!!!”
“Yeah, whatever, LORD,” we said with glee,
As we mangled – in a sensual, luscious OH! Oh!-o-r GEE!*
&-The-Lord said: “Hey, this’s-fun-I-forgot-that-‘non-rubber’- s – x -‘s-a-pretty-good-deal;
It’s REALLY HEAVENLY, isn’t-it? when you can stroke-a-lot – AND FEEL!”
- – Obviously!! We here at The Mystic Poet lean in the direction of monogamous relationships, so you should know that we really WERE NOT engaging in (technically) a “real” orgy! It was more like a “Stick To Your Safe Partner, Georgie-Porgy-Orgy!” You know – like they have in China! or ah Wherever! 🙂 – I wanna go to WHEREVER!
