If you wanna “ruffle feathers,” talk-about: s x, food & money;
If you wish to have attention, those are always the “hot topics,” honey!
People start going berserk (for some reason) when you “hit” upon those fields!
Discord, concern and rebellions start! It’s-what-each-of-those-topics-yields,
Because we “serious” humans have to show how “sensitive” we are:
(1) So! To-start-with, we’re incensed, I think, with-MONEY by far:
“You’re outside; put that money away!” and “Don’t touch my stash!”
It’s-like “the sin against The Holy Ghost!” “Yes! This-is-MY-precious-cash!”
“My PRECIOUS is so precious!” This-is Gollum’s* focus,
Is it the-thing that makes life living? These lives of “hocus pocus!”
(2) Then, FOOD! OMG! “I gotta eat, or-else my bod will shrivel up & I’ll blow away!”
NEVER talk about food preferences or eating habits – in any way!
Just watch people eating! They’re looking around, like someone will-see-them!
They-are-totally-silent – or talk non-stop &-our-eyes, well, they’re-locked-in-ReeE.M.**
“Don’t eat too much!!!!” “Eat the right way!” “Eat the right things,”
OR-ELSE: Gluttony! Anorexia! and Starvation-in-3rd(?)-Countries IT brings!
(3) And – THEN! (pause) THAT SUBJECT!!! “blocked” by Tumblr & Facebook!
Even “related” words – are ANATHEMA!*** Just take a look:
OR S – D – M – or-any-“fleshly”-subjects People experience – such “perturb!”

So, if you never want-to be called “unkind” or “un-couth,”
LOOK AWAY! from SX FOOD or MONEY Yes, yes! forsooth!
LIFE IS S O SACRED?! And-these-subjects-are-taboo! Sure-to-kill!?
LUST! GLUTTONY! GREED! OMG! We’ve been taught “inherent thrill?”
About SIN (another taboo subject)! So, EAT, PRAY, LOVE! Do-an-Everything Search!
Plus, when you’re through with “living,” be sure to go to church,
And CONFESS! that you need: Fuel! an Exchange Medium! & Intimate Touch!

fin <3

* – a thin character in “Lord of The Rings,” also named Smeagol, a “hobbit,” or small river person! He was labeled “Gollum,” because of his guttural, throat noises, and he found a “precious” ring and started becoming very thin, afraid someone would steal his prize! Arguably, we are “torn” between lusting after something & wishing to be free of it! Oh, well! Gollum’s life was extended for eons by having “The One Ring,” and he loved & hated it, as he did himself! We are TAUGHT! to love & hate (1) intimate contact; (2) eating; and (3) money! We are fearful, controlled – and magnificent! I think we should be able to talk about anything we want – and – handle money in public! πŸ™‚
** – When are eyes are uncontrollably “darting around!” [R. apid E. ye M. ovement!]
*** – Worthy of condemnation, sin and death!?

Money makes the world go round and around until you rattle in the head 😁😁
American History

America ~ Fiction or Fact 🀠 Texas 🀠

Truth or Fiction says: The law is real but not that new. The City of Dallas, in the Lone Star State, has been towing and impounding vehicles since January 1, 2009 according to their City Hall Web Site.
Dallas passes an insurance law:

The City of Dallas, Texas passed an ordinance stating that if a driver is pulled over by law enforcement and is not able to provide proof of insurance, the car is towed.

To retrieve the car after being impounded, they must show proof of insurance to have the car released. This has made it easy for the City of Dallas to remove uninsured cars.

Shortly after the “No Insurance” ordinance was passed, the Dallas impound lots began to fill up and were full after only nine days. Over 80% of the impounded cars were driven by illegals.
Now, not only must they provide proof of insurance to have their car released, they have to pay for the cost of the tow, a $350 fine, and $20 for every day their car is kept in the lot.

Guess what?

Accident rates have gone down 47% and Dallas’ solution gets uninsured drivers off the road WITHOUT making them show proof of nationality.

I wonder how the Democrats will get around this one.

Just brings tears to your eyes, doesn’t it?

Wild West Texas

Australia is awash with 17,000 convicted paedophiles but there are not enough police to keep track of them all – let alone ensure our children are safe.πŸ™ŠπŸ™‰πŸ™ˆ


  • Article by Nic White Daily Mail Australia

Australia is awash with 17,000 convicted paedophiles but there are not enough police to keep track of them all – let alone ensure our children are safe.

Many of the registered child sex offenders are living near schools, daycare centres, public parks and swimming pools – right under the noses of unsuspecting parents.

Disturbingly, only a fraction of the worst criminals are actively monitored as police resources are pushed to their absolute limits.

In parts of New South Wales, one officer is responsible for trying to keep tabs on up to 100 convicted child sex offenders – even then it is often on an ‘ad hoc, part-time basis’.

With almost half of convicted paedophiles reoffending within four years, police admit they have no idea where hundreds of those on the ever-growing list are living.

Each year, dozens of dangerous offenders slip the net and have to be hunted down.

Some commit new crimes just hours after being released from prison, as was the case with serial Sydney paedophile Dean Angus Bell, 25.

With an increasing number of child sex offenders out on parole and thousands more soon to be released, there are calls for a public register and one mayor even declared his council a ‘paedophile-free zone’.

The problem is so bad that the NSW Police Union issued a desperate plea for additional officers to monitor the state’s more than 4,000 registered offenders.

Union president Tony King said there was often only one officer for every 100 cases when each officer could realistically only handle 30 at most.

β€˜The child protection register is our way of keeping an eye on these grubs, to prevent reoffending, and to protect our kids,’ he said.

‘The officers who do this work day in and day out are stretched to capacity… we simply don’t have enough police to do the job.’

Mr King said police only had time to intensively monitor 67 convicted paedophiles a month and the whereabouts of 201 are unknown.

There are 62 whose DNA has never been tested, which could be matched to unidentified DNA samples in 80 cold cases.

About 1,100 of NSW’s paedophiles live in the north of the state, between the Central Coast and the border with Queensland.

In those areas there were no officers keeping tabs on them full-time and it was instead done on a ‘part-time, ad-hoc basis’ on top of their regular duties.

Police sources told Daily Mail Australia that paedophiles were taking advantage of thin police resources in regional NSW by moving out of Sydney to places like the Central Coast or inland towns.

Electronic monitoring, usually with an ankle bracelet, helps keep track of offenders, but is only reserved for the worst ones – who still frequently escape.

Thirty in South Australia wear them – 10 of which were locked up for breaching parole – and almost 100 in Victoria.

While NSW is relatively forthcoming with its data, most states refuse to divulge any information about how many paedophiles are on their registers or where they live.

However, the numbers sometimes leak to the public or are announced in government press releases.

Australia’s biggest paedophile hotspot is Western Australia, which has more than 3,500 on its register for a population of less than 2.7 million.

The state’s monitoring shortfalls were highlighted last year when a man was able to abuse two boys after being jailed for raping his stepson.

Premier Mark McGowan admitted the system ‘failed’ and needed significant improvement to adequately monitor dangerous paedophiles.

WA’s huge list compared with 4,000 people in Victoria, which has a population of 6.36 million, and about 3,500 in Queensland.

There are 379 on the Northern Territory’s register, and about 300 on Tasmania’s.

Queensland was in 2016 closely monitoring 94 of its worst offenders, 67 living in Brisbane and 17 in Townsville, which only has a population of 190,000.

Hundreds are said to be living on the Sunshine Coast, including 70 in Palmwoods-Woombye where Daniel Morcombe, 13, was raped and murdered in 2003.

Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton in January proposed the state lists be combined into a semi-public national register.

Paedophiles’ names, dates of birth, photos, crimes, and a general location such as their postcode would be included.

Mr Dutton said this would allow parents to better protect their children as they would know how many child sex offenders lived in their neighbourhood.

‘It would have a strong deterrent effect on offenders and ensure parents are not in the dark about whether a registered sex offender has access to their children,’ he said.

Western Australia’s register allows the public to search for dangerous and high-risk paedophiles living in surrounding suburbs.

The Victorian opposition proposed a similar scheme last year before it lost the state election.

One Sydney mayor wants to remove this issue altogether by declaring his council area a ‘paedophile-free zone’ in a letter to the NSW Government.

‘Our city has more than 52 schools and is built on families β€” I want it to be a paedophile-free zone,’ Fairfield mayor Frank Carbone wrote.

‘I demand this paedophile and any others in Fairfield are removed from this and other similar neighbourhoods.’

Mayor Carbone wrote the letter in response to serial child rapist Brian Alan Bowdidge, 58, being released on parole into the area.

It is part of a growing backlash to paedophiles being released into the wider community.

Recently, Daily Mail Australia reported how a serial paedophile Dean Angus Bell, 25, classified in the top one per cent of sex offenders, was living in the same street as a child daycare centre. He has since been arrested after breaching a strict child prevention order by using his mother’s iPhone to view images of children in the middle of the night.

And in February, violent child rapist Joel Pregnell was arrested after being spotted near a school in Victoria.

The NSW government is currently fighting to keep Michael Guider in jail. Guider was serving a 16-year sentence imposed in 1996 for 60 offences against 11 children when police realised he was also responsible for one of Australia’s most high-profile unsolved crimes – the death of nine-year-old schoolgirl Samantha Knight. He is due for release in June.

Among the worst of the worst is Warren Hayter, who has a twisted fetish for abusing disabled boys as young as eight. His offences occurred across several states, including Queensland, NSW and South Australia.



DID YOU KNOW that ? πŸ™ŠπŸ™‰


A picture from the Swiss spaghetti harvest in 1957. Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower at least a fortnight earlier than usual. πŸ€—J JAY SAMUEL DAVIES ~ HAPPY April Fools Day πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

A picture from the Swiss spaghetti harvest in 1957.
Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower at least a fortnight earlier than usual.

But what, you may ask, has the early and welcome arrival of bees and blossom to do with food? Well, it is simply that the past winter, one of the mildest in living memory, has had its effect in other ways as well. Most important of all, it’s resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop.

The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for the spaghetti farmer. There is always the chance of a late frost which, while not entirely ruining the crop, generally impairs the flavour and makes it difficult for him to obtain top prices in world markets. But now these dangers are over and the spaghetti harvest goes forward.

Spaghetti cultivation here in Switzerland is not, of course, carried out on anything like the tremendous scale of the Italian industry. Many of you, I am sure, will have seen pictures of the vast spaghetti plantations in the Po valley. For the Swiss, however, it tends to be more of a family affair.

Another reason why this may be a bumper year lies in the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil, the tiny creature whose depradations have caused much concern in the past.

After picking, the spaghetti is laid out to dry in the warm Alpine air. Many people are very puzzled by the fact that spaghetti is produced in such uniform lengths. This is the result of many years of patient endeavour by plant breeders who suceeded in producing the perfect spaghetti.

Now the harvest is marked by a traditional meal. Toasts to the new crop are drunk in these boccalinos, then the waiters enter bearing the ceremonial dish. This is, of course, spaghetti — picked early in the day, dried in the sun, and so brought fresh from garden to table at the very peak of condition. For those who love this dish, there is nothing like real home-grown spaghetti.

“Ain’t nothin’ in the world that I like better
Than mushrooms & garlic & home grown spaghetti
Up in the mornin’ out in the garden
Get you a ripe one don’t get a hard one
Plant ’em in the spring eat ’em in the summer
All winter without ’em’s a culinary bummer
I forget all about the sweatin’ & diggin’
Everytime I go out and pick me a long one
Homegrown spaghetti home grown spaghetti
Wha’d life be without homegrown spaghetti
Only two things money can’t buy
That’s true love and homegrown spaghetti
I’ve been out to eat and that’s for sure
But it’s nothin’ that homegrown spaghetti won’t cure
Put ’em in a bowl or put ’em in a stew
You can make your very own spaghetti juice
Eat ’em with eggs eat ’em with gravy
Eat ’em with beans pinto or navy
Put ’em on the side put ’em in the middle
Put home grown spaghetti on a hotcake griddle
If I’s to change this life that I lead I’d be
Johnny spaghetti seed
Cause I know what this country needs
Homegrown spaghetti in every yard you see
When I die don’t bury me In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin’ up homegrown spaghetti”
-inspired by an essay on homegrown spaghetti by Jesper Deleuran. From a song by Guy Clark

Home Grown spaghetti πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Home Grown spaghetti
Happy April Fools Day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ€—



How many times have You heard someone say If I had his money I could do things my way But little they know That it’s so hard to find One rich man in ten With a satisfied mind πŸ™ŠπŸ™Š

How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it’s so hard to find
One rich man in ten
With a satisfied mind

Once I was waitin’
In fortune and fame
Everything that I dreamed for
To get a start in life’s game
Then suddenly it happened
I lost every dime
But I’m richer by far
With a satisfied mind

Money can’t buy back
Your youth when you’re old
Or a friend when you’re lonely
Or a love that’s grown cold
The wealthiest person
Is a pauper at times
Compared to the man
With a satisfied mind

When my life has ended
And my time has run out
My friends and my loved ones
I’ll leave there’s no doubt
But one thing’s for certain
When it comes my time
I’ll leave this old world
With a satisfied mind

How many times have
You heard someone say
If I had his money
I could do things my way
But little they know
That it’s so hard to find
One rich man in ten
With a satisfied mind


    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ€— what no Friends lol πŸ™ŠπŸ™‰
    Letter To My Husband

    Letter TO MY HUSBAND ❀❀

    Letter to my Husband
    You are my hero
    You are my world ❀


    Recipe ~ How to Make a Puppy Pie πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ƒ

    😁😊 you are beautiful inside and out, a little laughter is our happiness drug πŸ˜πŸ˜ŠπŸ€—




    Only in Australia do we have Leopard Koalas called Drop Bears


    Only in America do we have Fried homemade Meat Pies

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    Being weird makes the World go round

    Different people have different reasons for loving life