Oh</strong>🕺<strong>Goodness gracious what next </strong>😁

Oh🕺Goodness gracious what next 😁

“GOD’S GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT!” a poem, a.k.a.: “THE DEADLY TOXIN OF CHRISTIAN CYNICISM?” a.k.a.: “Christian Cynicism 101!” a.k.a.: “PLEASE Keep Your Faith, If It Makes You Happy!”* a.k.a.: “Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum! Be One With The Cabaret! BE The Cabaret” written: SUNDAY!! May 26, 2019

The GOD o’LOVE is a-comin’ for you; I gotta wonder – WHAT’S REALLY TRUE?
When-“true-love”-means: Crucifying-Your-Son &-keeping all the disciples “on-the-run!”
IF that is LOVE, I’m wondering-’bout “hate!” I’m telling you, I can hardly wait,
To find out what more God’s got in store for ME!
You-know, to-serve a God like that – will-ing-l-y,
A person would have-to-be A-GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT!
Perhaps, we should all just be – living in a tent,
And drinking tepid water, with a little stale bread,
And using a rock [like Jacob] as a pillow for our head?
IF that’s what LOVE – is all about,
It’s NO WONDER my Christian neighbors are in a pout!
Yet, they’re trying to convince me – to do what they do, But they aren’t living in no zoo!
They got THE PROSPERITY DOCTRINE on their side!
It may not be “biblical,” but it’s quite the ride:
To get lots of stuff – times 10 – or more; You just have to pray: “Lord, open-the-door,
And let the money POUR ON IN, And FORGIVE-US, forgive-us ANY TERRIBLE SIN!
Yeah, we-remember THAT CROSS!-you-want-us-to-bear,
BUT! It needs to be REAL LIGHT, and, yeah, we’ll share:
10%-of-our-wealth! NET! NOT-gross; Love us A LOT, Lord & give us a double dose,
Of The Spirit of Elisha, so we can be REAL HAPPY,
But NO REAL SUFF ‘ RING! We-don’t-want-a-MEAN -pappy!
WHAT’S CHRISTIAN? What’s not? Well, we don’t know,
Just MAKE LIFE WONDERFUL, so-our-children-can-grow,
Conceited and stupid, JUST LIKE US, And we hope you don’t mind – IF-we-often cuss,
And complain and mope, when-we-can’t-have-our-way,
And, if someone JIPS us, we’ll-sue! They’ll PAY!”
NOT TO WORRY, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS,
SOMETIMES-GOD-FORGETS-YOU, AMIDST-YOUR-LABORS,
AND WE GET TO HAVE A MOMENT WITHOUT TORTURE & PAIN:
A LITTLE HEALING SUNSHINE, WITHOUT THE ACID RAIN!


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@mystic Poet 🤪

– and ALSO – Continue to take ALL the anti-anxiety medication prescribed for you, since the medical community KNOWS what’s best! Haven’t they always!?

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