“WATER BOOST!” a poem a.k.a.: “The Ladies Will Like It Too!” a.k.a.: “Women Are Water; Men Are Fire!” 07/02/19 (Tuesday)
“There’re-so-many-wonderful-&-stimulating-choices, never-forgot-about-water!”
Said-great-gran’-pappy-on-m’-daddy’s-side; “I-don’t-think that we-aught-er,
Forget-’bout-water! and I-CAN PROVE-IT!”
So-pappy’s-grand-pappy, when-he-got-aRound-Tuit,
Got-out-his-science-kit, with E-lectrode-ing-lines,
Complete with some dishes – and liquids! and-wines!
He FIRED UP the light bulb, connected with cords,
And tested all liquids – to-show-WATER-AFFORDS,
A BRIGHT-ER FIRE AND-AN-EASIER-PATH,
FOR-TO-BE-A-“CONDUCTOR!” “And-it’ll-make-us-laugh!
He said, as he “shook His Wooden Leg!”
“So, drink up some water, [yet]-I’ll-not-push’-or-‘beg;’
But-you’ll-feel-A-LIVE, with AT LEAST FOUR a day;
Plus, drinkin’-wine-all-night! With-the-prettiest-[women], we’ll-lay!”
[But, “our ladies” were present, so he-then cleared his throat,
And looked-at-them-carefully! “BUT -the ‘women-of-note,’
LIKE – YOUR- ‘S -XY’-GREAT-GRAMA!” He said real quick!
“And-your-mum-&-your-wife, there’s-really-NO-NEED-to-pick,
O-other flowers!” (but, I-think I-did hear-him to-pray:)
“Never-forget:-’bout ‘other’-flowers that-might-roll in-The-Hay!]
‘CORDIN’-t’-DADDY: When-you-can’t-‘preciate – a-beautiful-lady,
Because – YOU-ARE-MARRIED! (Are-ye-blinded-now, Mate-y?)
When-you can-not savor, a hottie babe, Lad,
You’ve-one-foot-in-The-Grave, so, IF-alive, be-right-glad,
When a-fine-filly-comes-a-bouncing – and-SHE-has a fine look,
And-you-still-go: MY, MY, as-your groin starts-to-cook!”
But, when-MAMA-say[s]: “Papa! Now isn’t SHE PRETTY?”
Simply reply: “Oh! SHE’-just-an old bitty!”
For-if-you’re-lucky to-sleep with-YOUR-lady tonight!
If you want some-o’-‘er-charms, a-little-b’fore-bedtime-“bite,”
You-DON’T-wanna hear: “Not-tonight!’ simply-’cause:
You said: “Yes, she’s-pretty!” For, THAT NEVER DOES,
Nothin’-to-promote CONJUGAL BLISS!
IF YOU SPARK ANY JEALOUSLY, you WON”T GET YOU’ KISS!*
fin <3
- – or anything else!
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