“MY FAVORITE GETAWAY!” Spring Break Cpt. Jack Sparrow ⚜️⚜️

Cpt. Jack Sparrow is Back 🏹


Spring Break! Yes! Spring Break! Yes! Spring Break is here!

It’s the-most – glo-rious! Time-of-The-Year

Babies might come, but you-need-not-fear at the bottom of the Carribean ⚜️

Wet-T-Shirt-Contests – [will]-make-things-“perky”-and-clear,
With drinking and “stuff,” mostly-of-rum

Spring Break leads holidays – as THE ONE, Oh, so dear,
Followed closely by Christmas! and-Birthdays! Let’s steer,
Our ships- to beaches, where sharks like to peer,

And wait for their “morsels,” who-are-surely to tear,
When-they-lose-[once]-useful-limbs – and-then come home with “gear,”
Like mechanical limbs – and-a synthetic rear!

Spring Break is GREAT! Let’s all let out a cheer!

Yes, that’s what I hear!

fin ⚜️

By Peace Truth

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)