“NO BETTER THAN THAT.” a poem in the series: “How Can We Even Stand To Share Our Beautiful Mother Earth With A Bunch of Horny Men?” Saturday: 11/23/2019
a.k.a.: “You’re Right; I’m Wrong.”
The “nicest guy in The World” you’re ever going to meet,
Is NO BETTER THAN THAT; they all just want to eat,
At “The Y” M.C.A., and, of course, they want to exercise,
Down Under in Australia and oodle at your thighs,
And do things with every girl from one to 99;
“NO,” all the “proper” girls cry; “I K N O W THERE IS A FINE,
UPSTANDING & DECENT & ‘RIGHT MINDED’ FELLOW WHO,
BY M E AND OTHER ‘RIGHT THINKING WOMEN WILL DO,
THE RIGHT THING.” Nope. Such men “God” NEVER made;
EVERY man is a pervert and simply wants to “wade,”
InTO the cesspool of sensual and licentious delight,
And make it with EVERY WOMAN, but culture’s instilled SUCH FRIGHT,
Into the very essence of each hopeless male, That no man is natural; ALL soft and pale,
Therefore, if unable to selfActualize “maleness” while young,
We just become gay or bite down upon our tongue,
Or eat too much food ’til we’re about ready to burst,
Or rape undercover, & women have cursed, ALL men forTheFailingOfBeingAman;
Even you dad and grandpappy can, Attest to the fact that all men are “pervs.”
Until they get TOO OLD or sick, they’re just hungry for “curves.”
Yes, males of the specie(s) are just out to get P _ _ y and t _ s, and you can always bet,
They’re sniffing and desiring to cum back to the womb,
And to suck, suckForever “the t _ _ s of doom,” ‘Cause aMan isA MAN & women abhor,
The nat urally s_xStarved male, who just wants a w _ e,
To satisfy the God given NEED HE’s been given.
MEN, YUCKY MEN. to ALL FEMALES THEY’RE DRIVEN.
LIMERICK #1: “ALL Men Are Terrible.” “ButI’mSureDADDYwouldNEVERdo, / Anything, ToMakeMummyBLUE.” / Oh, sure, DREAMon, Dear, / So, you won’t shed a tear, / When DaddyDear comes o’er toYOU.
LIMERICK #2: “Careless Men.” A gal wants a guy stuck IN THERE; / YouKnow, men are ALL beasts AndDon’tCARE, / But can be “conditioned,” oh, sure. / Yeah. MannersIs The Cure, / ‘Til HE encounters a girl who’s bare.
“A SHORT POEM ABOUT BAD MEN.” in the series: “How Can We Even Stand To Share Our Beautiful Mother Earth With A Bunch Of Horny Men?” written Saturday:
Men. Yuck. Tiger Woods. Donald Trumps. Warren Beattys.
Yuck. And, of course, I can also write some interesting “stuff” about the LADIES.
But WILL I? Of course NOT; I’m a DECENT CHAP; No, actually, I’M A H _ _ _ Y BASTARD too. Babe, do you want to sit here on my lap?