Limericks: “Being Expelled From And Returning To The Garden of Eden.” a.k.a.: “Metaphors Galore.”
“EXPULSION.” a slightly “off color” limerick . . .
I was “expelled” from The Garden of Eden.
I guess you know where this is leadin’,
For, I can’t get back in;
Is it (be)cause of my sin?
At “The Tomb,” Jesus and I, we’re there weedin’.
“IN PIXIE LAND.” a ribald limerick . . .
Down South, in the Sweet Land of Dixie,
I’ll indulge in some kisses and licks, see?
You know that I’m bound,
To seek “Grace’s Mound.”
I found Heaven in the pants of a pixie.
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