Limericks ~

Limericks: “Being Expelled From And Returning To The Garden of Eden.” a.k.a.: “Metaphors Galore.”

“EXPULSION.” a slightly “off color” limerick . . .

I was “expelled” from The Garden of Eden.

I guess you know where this is leadin’,

For, I can’t get back in;

Is it (be)cause of my sin?

At “The Tomb,” Jesus and I, we’re there weedin’.

“IN PIXIE LAND.” a ribald limerick . . .

Down South, in the Sweet Land of Dixie,

I’ll indulge in some kisses and licks, see?

You know that I’m bound,

To seek “Grace’s Mound.”

I found Heaven in the pants of a pixie.

fin ♥