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@peacewriter51

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat beside a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.


The woman perked up and said, โ€œHow about that?

I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!โ€


โ€œWhat a coincidence,โ€ the farmer said.

โ€œThis is a special day for me; I am celebrating.โ€


โ€œThis is a special day for me, too; I am also celebrating,โ€ said the woman.


โ€œWhat a coincidence!โ€ said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, โ€œWhat are you celebrating?โ€


โ€œMy husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I am pregnant!โ€


โ€œWhat a coincidence!โ€ said the man. โ€œIโ€™m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.โ€


โ€œThatโ€™s great!โ€ said the woman, โ€œHow did your chickens become fertile?โ€


โ€œI used a different rooster,โ€ he replied.


The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, โ€œWhat a coincidence!โ€ ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“

@peacewriter51

By Peace Truth

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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