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@peacewriter51

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat beside a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.


The woman perked up and said, “How about that?

I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”


“What a coincidence,” the farmer said.

“This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.”


“This is a special day for me, too; I am also celebrating,” said the woman.


“What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?”


“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I am pregnant!”


“What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.”


“That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”


“I used a different rooster,” he replied.


The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!” 🐓🐓🐓

@peacewriter51

By Peace Truth

Life is like a bunch of roses. Some sparkle like raindrops. Some fade when there's no sun. Some just fade away in time. Some dance in many colors. Some drop with hanging wings. Some make you fall in love. The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Life you can be sure of, you will not get out ALIVE.(sorry about that)

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