“THE FALSE JACK AND THE REAL JACK!” a poem for Sunday: 9 June 2019. Stay tuned for “The Story of Jack!” by J. S. Woo-us! from: “The Chronicles of Mimia,” with characters like: The Supreme Commander, “Askissin;” Prince “Jacks[i]on;” Margie Perversie; her brother “Peter;” Glenda, The Good Witch of The North; and many others!
This comes to us – from J-Jay of Auld:
“There’s-a TRUE-JACK!-and-a-FALSE-JACK!” This! WE-ARE-“TOLD!”
Evidently, The “Real” lives – in the vast Pacific,
Although The “False” Jack – gets-a-bit-more-specific!
For the UNTRUE ONE dwells – in The NORTHERN Atlantic,
Yet all these tales – are-really – quite pedantic!
Actually, as we know, in our Nautical Ways,
The oceans-are-one, joined in – se-veral sprays!
So, UNITED! and this fact helps us to know:
That-The-False-Jack-and-The-Real-Jack are-ONE! 🙂 – Ho, ho, ho!
How can you say that, Mis-ter-Mystic[al]-Poet?
These are such mysteries! How can you know-it?
“Well, I-just-asked J-Jay Sam-u-el Davis,
Of-Alpine-a-Texas; he-maybe will save-us!”
For we should all know THAT-DIVISION IS FALSE,
And-The-World-is-so-silly – doing-it’s-“Separation Waltz;”
Religions and philosophies are DANCING-’round-your-queries,
For they don’t know either! Please, just dry your tear-iest!
THE MYSTERY’S JUST THAT – There is endless speculation,
To take you all on – a permanent vacation,
Into “The Realm – of-The-World-ly-Ser-i-ous,”
But, it’s-all SO-SILLY, and the rulers are delirious!
PHILOSOPHIES ARE GOOFY; THERAPISTS* ARE GUESSIN’
AND SCHOOLS TRAIN FOOLS! WITH MANY A LESSON!
fin <3
- – or is that The Rapists!?

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