Garden of Eden ~

“EVE’S DECLARATION!” a poem a.k.a.: “What Really Happened: We Were Not Actually ‘Expelled;” Rather Eve Just Decided To Leave, For A Variety Of Go[o]d Reasons And She Took The Dummy With Her!” August 14, 2019 {Wednesday}

“God’s a PERVERT!” she WHISPERED!! to me;

“Let’s leave this place and start-a-fam-i-ly!

We’ll RAISE THEM RIGHT, secure-and-up-tight,

Focusing on security and comfort – throughout The Night!

We’ll protect them – from this perverted, Garden God,

Who made our skin and-other-organs of-this-bod!

But, “God?” heard-and-sent-a-snake-which-said: “Have you lost your mind?

What do you think (outside The Garden of Eden) out-there you’ll find?”

Eve (to Snake): “We’ll find lots of good, lost minds, and we’ll all get together;

We’ll do MINDFUL THINKING! in all sorts of weather;

We’ll discuss opinions, over tea and scones,

And we’ll dress nice and pretty – and break a few bones!”*

Eve (to Adam): “We don’t really need this God; there’s no real god around here!

Let’s get-out-and-establish-orthodox-churches, BUT LET’S-BE-REAL-CLEAR:

We’ll only give This Pervert LIP SERVICE – because: The-Lord-GOD, ‘he,’

Is really-up-to-no-good! And-by-the-way, when-I-go-‘pee-pee,’

Wait outside THAT DOOR, while I flush everything down the drain!

HIDING’s-GOOD (God) to-keep-‘my-sensibility’-from-suffering-pain,

For I AM proper and prim-and-this-god-ain’t-got-no-clue,

About-what-a-woman’s-about! HE must be new,

With understanding women’s affairs and our bedroom ways!

WE DON’T NEED NO MO’ O’ THIS GOD’S,

MEDDLING,

for-NO-MO’-o’-OUR-days!” 🙂 – Yup! OK, Sweetie; whatever you think is best!

fin ♥

• – ” . . . but then we’ll ‘set them’ and let them heal and everything will be fine, OK?”

🙂 – Well, OK; I guess so!

Garden of Eden 🤪