“OVER-REACHING FACEBOOK POLICIES AS THEY WERE APPLIED TO OUR TEXAS NUDIST COLONY!” a poem a.k.a.: “Beautiful Dreamer!” Friday: November 30, 2018
“Your voluptuous girls,” Facebook-did-say;
“They’re-far-too-provocative! (pause) They’re NOT OK!
To-put-on-your-posts, so – your page we will close,
And all will be better! This-is-what we suppose.
YOU-ARE-EXPOSING T O O M U C H – we-must-hide,
These-things-a-from view; these ‘pics’ open wide,
More than WE care for – care for to see,
We’ll-throw-this-blanket-over-you –
YOU’RE – NOT – FREE! 🙂 – Aw, shucks!
We ARE the censors, and we have OUR rules,
To safeguard The Public – from lecherous fools,
And YOU – are a foolish- and nasty, bad bloke,
Who feels – and shows – way-too-much – STOP YOUR ‘POKE,’
For the wrong sort of feelings – your pictures provoke,
We abhor LUST – Don’t-you-lust-us! [and THIS IS] NO JOKE! 🙂 – !
Take-away – all-your smutty, ribald points of view,
ONLY SO MUCH WILL WE-TOLERATE FROM YOU!”
We once had-a-nudist-camp, where we tanned, swam and washed!
Even little children – in the air – parents tossed!
We used us some blankets, when we sat in our chairs;
We welcomed our youngsters’ inquisitive stares,
But ONE DAY – a Facebook, Incorporated Gent,
Entered our camp – with restrictions they sent!
He posted this notice:
“YOUR CAMP IS NOW CLOSED!
And you’ll-now-don-our-garments!* These rules we’ve proposed!
We know what is best – and a-nudist-colony,
Is NEVER appropriate – in OUR symphony!
So, you’re closed down for good; your exposure is VILE,
And your nudity, you lecher(s) – is NEVER IN STYLE!
The-human-body’s-to-be-clothed, and your children-weren’t-meant-to-see,
Anything in PUBLIC – even-breast-feeding – naturally!
For we KNOW breasts and the-groin – are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN;
They are private AND DIRTY – and, by GOD, we’re not kiddin’ 🙂 – Oh, my!
fin <3
* – i.e.: Community Standards!!!
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