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Tale of two Elderly Woman one day ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง“

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.๐Ÿง“

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Venting ๐Ÿ˜

Venting so I just went to Woolworths this morning to pick up a few things I needed. I was waiting in the self-check out lane and I dropped a $20 dollar note The guy in front of me picked it up. I thanked him and told him it was mine and he said “things found […]

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Funny ~

A young woman walks into a Chartered accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her tax Returns. The accountant says, ‘Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.’ He gets her name, address etc. and then asks, ‘ What’s your occupation? ‘I’m a prostitute’, she says. The accountant is […]

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Funny Stories ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

NUDITYI was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt ************************************************************************* OPINIONS […]

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Mothers Milk ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

BIOLOGY EXAM: This is straight from Scotland.  Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.  The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.   The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It […]

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Testicle Therapy

Testicle Therapy Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. […]

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One of my first “Lonely Hearts”. Enjoy peeps. By Facebook ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜‚

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I tell it like it was ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š

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I tell it like it was ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š

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Worn only by “cock heads” ๐Ÿฆƒ

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This woman says she can โ€˜cureโ€™ homosexuality with a suppository that kills โ€˜wormsโ€™ / LGBTQ Nation ~ what next ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ„

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/04/woman-says-can-cure-homosexuality-suppository-kills-anal-worms/ ME? CRAZY? I should get down off this ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Unicorn and slap you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„ I HAD MY PATIENCE TESTED YESTERDAY And IT CAME BACK NEGATIVE ๐Ÿ™

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Squirrelย Infestation ๐Ÿค—

Squirrel Infestation The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possum infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded the possums were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met […]

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Women you can’t live with or without them ๐Ÿ˜

Time and circumstances tore us apart I am still living with the pain It is a strong possibility That I may never see him again But I am not disheartened Would you like to know why? No matter how far he goes Weโ€™d always be under the same sky