“CAN’T LIVE WITH-‘EM!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Welcomes Husband Home!”
“Men and women are doomed to fail!”
Said Jesus Christ, over-a-pint-of-ale!
“They always fight – and-they’re-on-each-other’s-case,
And, once a gal gets her house, She-wants-Him out-o’-the-place!”
“Men MUST[?] always go on, searching for another,
Conquest! and-He’s always under cover,
Hiding the fact – that he’s a man with ‘drives,’
And-a-REAL-man must-have about at-least 9 lives!”
“For, just today, my-wife-Sharon SHOT at me!!!
I had to run – away! I had to flee;
So, I hightailed it HERE, to have a drink!
The-last-words-I-remember: ‘J-BOY, YOU STINK!’ “
So! There we were, disciples ALL,
With Jesus Christ! who had the gall?!
To tell us – we should just give up,
‘Cause our marriages-are-doomed! “Pour another cup!”
“More fine ale,” Jesus said, to Delores,
“The Barmaid of Maids,” who [regularly] listens-to our chorus,
Of: “Woe is me!” and “I am hated –
By THE woman to-whom I-AM mated!”
Yet, Wise-Delores-knows, when the sun goes down,
And, when it comes back up, the biggest frown,
Is found on the face – of a woman without a man!
Oh, sure! IT’S NOT EASY! but-even-The-Great-I-AM,
Knows that His wife Sharon – will be there pretty soon,
Because she REALLY – loves her J-Jay, who’s-a-big-goon,
And – SO IT’S BEEN – FOREVER AND A DAY
Eventually! Differences – will-melt a-way! 🙂 – Whew!
And if the cat got pregnant, yes I did that too 😂