Biggie and Buffie and Bif ~ Smarty Pants

“SIGNS!” a poem August 11, 2019 (Sunday)

Bif and Buffie were on-the roller coaster one day,

Watching signs (like):

“BEWARE, IT-WON’T-LAST!” and “THERE-MUST-BE ANOTHER-WAY!”

Now, “Buf” is reading each sign message as-they rock-‘n’-roll along,

And “Bif” is-singing A-CAREFREE, HAPPY-SONG,

While Buf -is-crying: “Oh-no!”-next-sign: “YOU’RE-SURE-T’-BREAK-UP!”

Then, “HE’S CHEATING, THAT ROTTEN MAN,

ALTHOUGH-HE’S-A COMMITMENT PHOBIC PUP!”

And-Bif is just SINGING! and-SMILING, as-if-nothing’s-wrong,

And-She-says: “Stop-being-happy, you-bastard! Your-‘face’-should-be-LONG,

For: We-SURELY, we-surely (Stop calling me Shirley!) Can’t-Last!”

Next-sign: “REMEMBER, ALWAYS-REMEMBER YOUR-BLOODY-PAST!”

And-then Bif! He-kisses-her, as-he-covers-her-eyes,

So SHE sees no more signs, and HE hears her sweet sighs!

And-she-says: “I-love-you, Bif! and I always-always-will!”

Moral: “A-wicked-and-adulterous-generation-‘reads’-signs!”

I-HEAR-THEE-TELL!*

fin ♥

• – Matt. 16:4, K. J. V.