“HEY, JESUS! YOU STINK! (NOTHING PERSONAL)!” a poem, a.k.a.: “Your Doctrines Too! THOSE ARE PAUL’S!” a.k.a.: “Jesus, Your Breath Stinks, You Have B. O. – And YOUR POO! Oo! (Pause) WELL, NO ONE’S PERFECT!” a.k.a.: “Accumulation!” a.k.a.: “We Just Stink!” a.k.a.: “Good Buddy, You Stink! That’s OK!” a.k.a.: “LOVE STINKS!” July 18, 2019 – Thursday!
PREPARATION: Thanks for reminding me, Baby – LIFE STINKS!
(That may be why people frequent bars, to-have lots o’ “smokes” and drinks!)
A man who can not deal with STENCH! better-lock-himself-in-His-Room,
Because THE WORLD SMELLS FUNNY! (sorta-like-a-tomb,
‘Cause it’s rotten and decaying, most days of the week,
Especially! when-we-take-a-poo – or – a-little leak!)
THANK GOODNESS there-are pheromones, that attract us to each other,
Or else WE-REALLY would have-to-KILL-each-sister-&-brother,
For our smells can cause such-great-of-fense or-make-a-person-“heave,”
Or-cause MY-LOVELY-WIFE to-o-simply [ 🙂 – Oh, NO! ] LEAVE!!
THE MAIN EVENT: LIFE, truly-truly: is an-accumulation-of-SMELL!
Some are perceived as-“Heavenly;” some? straight-outta- H – L L!
What’s one person’s de-odorant – is-another’s: NON!! “cup-o’-tea!”
And, YES! some-people are-OK with-The-Smell-of-[their-swee’] Pee,
Or – POO-Poo, for, some-newborn-childrens’ mums and-dad,
Think “Little Joy’s” poo-poo – aught-t’-be -a-perfume-fad!
IF YOU “SOIL” YOUR CLOTHES – OR THE SEAT OF YOUR CAR,
You MAY “clean-it-up,” but – you’ll go just so far,
To REALLY eliminating THE ODOR OF LIFE!
(Pee-poo-sweat-‘n’-blood: It’s-just part-of-your-wife!)
You better hope – you REALLY love HER FLUIDS’ AROMA,
Or-else, you’re-liable-to-stop writing The-“Love-a-Poem-a,”
The-ONE – about-your-“Sweetie,” whom you might rather call,
Her (or Him) “Stinky,” but – lemme-say that ALL,
Of creation! ALL-OF-IT! even-EACH-mol-e-cule,
Has its distinct aroma, and I don’t mean to be cruel,
BUT EVEN A ROSE – HAS-THE-“POTENTIAL”-TO-SICKEN-YOU-IN-TIME!
(You might even think [that] this-poem – is A-MALODOROUS-CRIME!)
None-the-less, my blessing – for ALL OF YOU HERE:
“I wish you always love the smells of the ones you hold so dear,”
For, if NOT, LIFE STINKS! and – I know I do too,
I just hope my wife – will-be-tolerant with-all-my-foul-smelling-GOO!
fin <3
Post Age: Having-said-all-of-this, I-am-reminded-of-what-Jesus-said, before-He-left:
“YOU-GUYS-STINK, so I’m leaving!” and-They-said: “You’re ‘bad-breathed!’ “
And-The-Lord say-eth-ed: ” ‘Tain’t so!” They-said: “Just ask Mary!”
“O. M. G.,” said Jesus; “That’s-why She-gives-me-Luden’s,* lemon-or-cherry!”
With-that, The Lord Jesus – well, He-did-not-tarry!
He-took the-wife-and-kids-to-Indiana! (I think it was Gary!)
- – cough drops! Yes, they had then even back then – manufactured by “Pontius’Pharmaceuticals,” a subsidiary of “The-Roman-Orgy!”
