“THE LAST CHEESE STICK YOU’LL EVER NEED!” a poem 21 July 2019 [SUN.]
I’m SO IN LOVE WITH YOU, I gave you my LAST cheese stick!
I-figured – it might be a substitute – for-my firm, throbbing LIPs!
I gave you a reduced-fat mozzarella stick, so-as not-to-affect-your-hips,
Which are curvy and delicious, and I really LOVE your style,
And-I-think (like MR. SMITH*) you should be replicated, mile after mile!
SO, I SAVED THE CHEESE STICK WRAPPER & DID EX-PER-IMENTS,
TO CLONE YOUR GORGEOUS NATURE! I PUT UP MANY TENTS,
In my back yard, to-“house” the Many You’s,
But I NOTICED! a lot of “them” started to drink a lot of booze!!
I found AN ANCIENT MANUSCRIPT! I dug it up one day;
It said: “The prettiest girls always like to drink a lot – and STRAY?!”
So-after-several-weeks, EVERY-TENT-GIRL had (at least) one intimate guy,
IN HER TENT! They-were-all-drinking – and-getting REAL HIGH!
Well, sometimes MY PLANS DO BACKFIRE, but – I’m-still-IN-LOVE-with-you!
I think I’m gonna start: “The Cheese Stick Girly Zoo!”
Maybe I can make a lot of money, and then I’ll settle down,
With lots of “ugly” brides! There-are-many-of-them-around!
But I’ll NEVER give them CHEESE, for it might make them SO-pr[i]etty,
That I-will-be ALONE AGAIN! without-no-arse – or [T] _ _ _ _ PITY?
fin <3
- – from The Matrix films! Mr. Smith is played by Hugo Weaving!
