Applicant need for a pack of Loney Cowboys in Texas ~

“NOTICE.” a poem October 27, 2019 (SUNDAY)

“WE’RE LOOKING FOR: A beautiful, Scottish, female preacher,

Who is also willing to sit in The Bleacher,

With The Congregation for HOME GAMES.

Salary: Negotiable and no ‘droppin’ names.’

Said preacher/pastor needs to be sympathetic, serious but kind,

Willing to takeCallsAnyTimeOfTheDay, with a loving mind.

We need HER NOW because we’re des per (u)(a)te;

PERFECTION is sought after; however and/or but,

WE’LL SETTLE FOR SLIGHTLYlessTHANperfection,

‘CauseTheOnlyPERFECTpastorWeKnow, fittin’ this description,

IS TAKIN’ THE LAST TRAIN TO ‘THE COAST;’

We lost The Blarney Stone, and NOW we’ve got: burnt toast,

Overcooked eggs and some less than tasty ba (pause) co(U)n,

OK, that’s our advertisement; we’re basically d o(U)ne,

EXCEPT IF you could call yourself JoBeth, that would be a plus;

Oh, and it’s OK if you like to cuss,

‘Cause we’all’ve been swearin’ ’round here, ever since we got our pastor’s notice,

It was sent in an e-mail; we really wish SHE WOULDha’ wrote us,

And said: ‘I’ll never leave you; like Jesus, I’m here to stay.’

But, as it is, we gotta look for another pastor,

‘Cause JoBeth’sGoin’ away.”

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P. S.: “Oh, yeah, andYou can’t be as tough as you seem;

‘Cause ifJoBethEverLetHerRealFeelingsOut she’d either cryAlot or Scream.”

Thank you very much.

All applications by a reference letter from the Church Bishop for the vacancy of Pastor of the Texas Cowboys Church at Alpine must include your photos as shown above. Transgenders are welcome too. 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠