Aphorism ~ Word of the day ~ Editor 😁

Aphorism

is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner .

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last
year. Not to cause any trouble….but shouldn’t that be an even number?

♦ I find it ironic that the colours red, white and
blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their
body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you
ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

♦ America is a country which produces citizens who
will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote.

♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when
you love someone? That’s common sense leaving your body

♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with
vengeance. We’ll see about that!

♦ I think my neighbour is stalking me as she’s been
Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

♦ Money talks … but all mine ever says is good-bye.

♦ You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.

♦ If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive,
try missing a couple of payments.

♦ I always wondered what the job application is
like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far
away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

Now,

don’t you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?

EDITOR’S COMMENTS:

Only in Australia Pauline Hanson a supposed Politician did Vote this idot into Parliament. She used cook fish and chips in a shop. You don’t have any knowledge in Australia to build a Fence like Donald Trump here. She thinks ABORIGINAL folk were cannibals. That’s why we have illegal immigrants here, wouldn’t you come in a boat to meet Pauline 🤣😅😆😉😊😄🤗😁😂

The only different between Donald, he built a Fence to keep them out but the Government ( cheap skates)

Fish the immigrats out with fishing rods or push them under

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Donald Trump really is very kind 😂😁🤗😄😆😅

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