Letter To My Husband

About my Husband ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€ letter to my Husband about๐Ÿ…๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


Over the years my HUSBAND was travelling ๐Ÿงณ around the world.

For months at a end. It was just a way of lifestyle some folks live

I had a busy busy world of my own, so thatโ€™s life

One day, on those rare occasions he just happened to arrive back and we were in a restaurant quietly enjoying the music and food [ no conversation]

Suddenly this guy sat looking at my Husband and said ๐Ÿค” Mate arenโ€™t you afraid to leave her behind for months alone, any man could take her off you. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Wake up call for me. This dude was serious oh my goodness gracious me, I had never thought about it either ๐Ÿค” always loyalty is my thing.

โ€œ yep probably, but I know this for sure after one week he would bring her back and chuck her on the front lawn and try to make a run for it before I grabbed him and shouted in his face, not that easy๐Ÿ˜ mate if you want to give her back this is what you need to do, you pay all my mortgages OUT and I will take her back to work for me, cause she is the greatest asset earning person on earth. ๐Ÿฅบ thatโ€™s not all a SURGEON once said the only operations she needs to have is to have her tongue cut off. Oh my goodness gracious me, yes he said all this to that dude while I smiled sweetly ( adding to the guys face now coloured like a red tomatoe ๐Ÿ… on heat )

Anyway as the story goes, my HUSBAND smiled that no all smirk he has and replied causally, no man could put up with a wild whirlwind like her sheโ€™s not a female sheโ€™s a bloody great investment opportunity. โ˜บ๏ธ

Yes this is a true story written by me โ€œTea Lady โ€œ

Why did I write this story today? I suddenly realised looking down at my Husband ( sound asleep ๐Ÿ’ค again) what I do to him, I over talk ๐Ÿฅบ knocked out again as usual, no wonder no one wants me ๐Ÿ˜)

For sale One Wife

good earning capacity


Cost nothing to run

Comes kitted out with great body and brain

No time wasters

Be prepared for the long haul

Anyway I donโ€™t care ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Thinking seriously of taking me off the market unless your price is able to pay the highest price of your life. ยฉ

Me at the weekend, Cute as hell ๐Ÿคช

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